Are Figure Competitions Just Modern Beauty Pageants?

I am reading about the history of beauty pageants because they set the stage for the bodybuilding and figure contests that are held today. A book called “There She Is, Miss America” (2004) provided me with a fascinating piece of information: the North American and European tradition of female pageants was innovated by suffragists lobbying for the vote in the 1910s. These women made a spectacle of suffrage, demanding women’s rights by staging costumed events in public spaces. One performance in Washington in 1913 featured a female activist dressed as Columbia, summoning the allegories of Charity, Liberty, Peace, and Hope. I will try to incude an archival photograph with this post because Columbia is one hot and happening babe. Named Hedwig Reicher (she was clearly destined to kick some patriarchal butt), she is dressed like Athena the warrior goddess, wearing a form fitting cuirass, impressive helmet, and brandishing a halberd. She stands strong, daring to draw attention to herself, and insisting that women’s voices be recognized. All I can say is: Respect. 

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My Body, the Money Pit

If Gail Vaz-Oxlade saw my credit card bills, she would go ape shit. Not that my debt load is extraordinarily high; well, except for that absurd mortgage. The personal finance expert and star of the Canadian TV show ‘Til Debt Do Us Part would mostly disapprove of how I spend my money. After cutting up my credit cards (actually I have only one), Gail would give me some labelled jars and force me to live on cash only. Then she would take out her highlighter pen to circle the most offensive items:

–‘$109.09 at the Rexall Pharmacy? What the fuck?’ she would exclaim. Continue reading