For this rant, FFG and RenMan are joined by Guest Poser (GP), a 38-year-old, never married and currently single, hotly in shape tenured professor who has competed in two bodybuilding competitions. He wrote a guest blog called ‘Guest Poser’ on November 27, 2011. Go and read it, you bad ass bitches!
Author Archives: feministfiguregirl
A Tribute to Bagel Heads
‘Wow these bagel heads are geniuses!’ I proclaim, showing the digital photos to my LSP. ‘They are not geniuses,’ he calmly announces. ‘They have saline in their heads.’ ‘Yes, but in the shape of a bagel,’ I protest defensively. Continue reading
Bad Tits
Can tits ever really be bad? The short answer is yes. But I am not going to give you that concise reply. Instead I will blather on about the history of breasts, Freudian theories of desire, and the politics of breast implants, all the while waxing poetic about my own lovely lady lumps. [What again?]. Continue reading
My Naked Showdown, 1993 versus 2012
First let me admit that the title of this post is meant to attract attention. Then I should apologize, for the text below does not recount my brief career as a mud wrestler. It does, however, discuss my nude photo shoots, past and present. Continue reading
Group Rant: Pet Peeves at the Gym
Q.: What happens when three normally well mannered and pleasant people get together on a Friday night? A.: ‘Group Rant,’ a new type of recurring blog post Continue reading


